These are some of my favourite things I have written. They are ordered depending on what I think you should read first, not totally chronologically. 

  • An essay on “ratings culture” and what it means to chase the best of things. This was on the front page of The New York Times.



  • An essay on my ‘year in gossip’ for Hazlitt’s Year in Review series.


  • An essay about the proliferation of those essays that are like ‘this thing is late capitalism’ for The Baffler.

  • A profile of Jemima Kirke. This was a hype cover story for GQ.

  • An essay about what it was like growing up under an abortion ban in Belfast, and the pervasive extent of misogyny for New York Magazine.

  • An essay on the problem with millennial commentary that frames ~us all~ as financially precarious for The Guardian.


  • Half a profile, half an essay on the exceptional Hannah Starkey and her portraits of women who worked to build peace in the North of Ireland for the British Journal of Photography.

  • An essay on a category of person I think of as “life’s losers”. Those who are incredibly status obsessed at the cost of basically everything else for Slate.

  • An essay on the dubious nature of narratives that universalise the female experience, in a review of The Crane Wife, for The New Republic.

  • An essay on wanting narratives of female behaviour which afford us more complexity, and the currency female abjection is awarded in a patriarchal society (I see this as a companion piece to my abortion essay) for Slate.


  • An essay on social media and fame, in a review of Nothing Special by Nicole Flattery for The New Republic.

  • An essay on fake tan and loving trash for Elle.

  • An essay on being the villain in an old relationship, and re-evaluating circumstances in hindsight in general for New York Magazine.


  • An essay on humour and what we lose when people are guarded with each other, for Liberties Journal.

  • An essay on the sorry state of the personal essay and the tendency to write in a register I think of as “Pity Me, Pity Me” for Gawker (RIP).

  • An essay on the conflict between trauma and personality in contemporary fiction, in a review of Shy by Max Porter for The New Republic

  • A profile of Michael Cera linked to his role in Barbie. This was a hype cover for GQ.

  • An essay on why Irish literature is so brilliant for GQ.


  • An essay on one of my key enemies, another Belfast novelist named Michael Magee, and the misogyny still levelled at young female novelists for The Guardian.  
  • An essay on the contradictory reaction to the Queen’s death, from “progressive” brands for New York Magazine.

  • An essay on a decade of online dating and ghosting and conflict aversion for New York Magazine.


  • An essay on how dating apps have made everyone act loopy for The Guardian.

  • An essay on Gilles Peress’ extraordinary documentation of The Troubles for Elephant Magazine.

  • An essay on mainstream influencers as the vanguard of cultural banality, how very dubious social justice posturing is used to sell the banality, the regular social media smear campaigns etc etc etc for The Guardian.

  • An essay on what facial recognition means for our privacy in the context of private companies for The Baffler.

  • An essay for the “My fantasy home” series: The hotel from Lost in Translation, for The Financial Times.

  • An essay on the flattening online trend for saying “this thing is just like that thing which is just like this other thing” on and on until nothing seems serious (also known as: stop calling America a failed state) for The Guardian.


  • An essay on the abortion access issues currently forcing people to travel for basic healthcare in the North of Ireland and Scotland for The Guardian.

  • An essay on an exhibition interrogating how the changing role of the bedroom has impacted on making art for The Financial Times.

  • An essay on the life lessons to be learned in a cemetery for The Guardian.

  • An essay on why I think privacy is a good thing because it lets us get away with doing bad things sometimes for Rolling Stone.

  • An essay on the value of substance in a world where everything feels transient, in a piece unpacking the furor around Joan Didion’s estate sale for The Guardian.

  • An essay on the psychedelic brilliance of the Dreamachine for ArtReview

  • A feature on the trend for podcasts based on a friendship, which speak to millennial alienation for The Financial Times.

  • An essay on the ‘lolll rich people’ shows and why Succession is the best of these, and my boyfriend: Logan Roy for The Guardian.

  • An essay on receipts culture and how the aura of scandal rarely leads to anything more for Gawker (RIP).

  • An essay on trying to keep things in perspective for Novara Media.

  • An essay on the way laughter operates on the internet (and one of my favourite emojis:🤣) for Art Review.


  • An essay on Cat Person and the limits of power dynamic analysis for The NewStatesman.

  • An essay on the moral panic over increased ‘workplace surveillance’ during the pandemic, and the long history of monitoring employees for The Guardian.

  • The trend for art exhibitions celebrating the hedonism of rave culture, while raving irl becomes more corporate and sanitised for The TLS.

  • How a change in working habits during the pandemic could fix the ‘London bubble’ and make it a more livable city for The Guardian.

  • An essay on the weirdness of Elon Musk launching a rocket in the middle of a pandemic for The Baffler.   


  • Why I don’t think we should go back to work in offices anytime soon for The Guardian.

  • An essay on the inherent racism of cutting age genetic research, which is mostly based on European genetic data for The Baffler



Mark